Sharktopus Wants Kettle Corn

wickedlydeeper:

sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Being 30+ on Tumblr

I’ve been waiting for this.

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.