nassadii:

kaasknot:

bara-zoku:

tolkienteacher:

juan-the-gecko:

When women want to fuck monsters:

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When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

via @trillgutterbug

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

motherfuckingnazgul:

the-garnet-rain:

amazonian-america-chavez:

thotvengers:

thotvengers:

thotvengers:

Alright ladies we need another lesbian icon aside Thor so i present:

T'challa, king of the lesbians

Alright when thors called a lesbo icon its okay but when its tchalla, the second man we are claiming its suddenly “enough” what?? Hmm i smell racism

Yall white lesbians are mad about this post please spread this around more

Aneka and Ayo are former Dora Milaje that are a couple in the comics. So this is basically canon.

Thor: dumb sports lesbians who love beer and brawling. Bad at fashion and talking to girls

T'challa: refined combat lesbians who love trees and dancing under the moonlight. Excellent at talking to girls and being fashionable without trying.

The dichotomy we need

#excuse u thor is great at talking to girls and t'challa literally can’t talk to his crush

exactly, thor attracts hopeless lesbians who desperately want advice from this Smooth Motherfucker and t’challa attracts smooth lesbians who like, see this trash pile and are like “he’s the worst we need to help him”

mindfulmagics:

mindfulmagics:

dj-wife-i:

dj-wife-i:

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

Peter B: oh Fuck! Dat boi is on his way

Gwen, to Miles: is that what the meme is in his world, or is he just that old?

Gwen and Peni: *drop in on Miles dimension to find Miles and Peter hanging out*

Gwen: two dudes

Gwen and Peni: chilling out poolside

Gwen, Peni, and Miles: five feet apart cuz they’re straight dudes

Miles: hey, finally one that’s the same for all of us

Peter B, literally crying: hey I’m going to swing back to my dimension for one sec I just,,, I need to check something… I’ll be right back one second,..

All of the notes are hilarious I can’t…

I found this gem and I had to reblog it again I’m not sorry

mindfulmagics:

mindfulmagics:

dj-wife-i:

dj-wife-i:

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

Peter B: oh Fuck! Dat boi is on his way

Gwen, to Miles: is that what the meme is in his world, or is he just that old?

Gwen and Peni: *drop in on Miles dimension to find Miles and Peter hanging out*

Gwen: two dudes

Gwen and Peni: chilling out poolside

Gwen, Peni, and Miles: five feet apart cuz they’re straight dudes

Miles: hey, finally one that’s the same for all of us

Peter B, literally crying: hey I’m going to swing back to my dimension for one sec I just,,, I need to check something… I’ll be right back one second,..

All of the notes are hilarious I can’t…

I found this gem and I had to reblog it again I’m not sorry

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

lovememisha:

My friends, I have a gift for you. Remember when Misha was arrested for reading on the roof of a bank because he wanted better lighting? Well here is his mugshot.

You’re welcome.